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	<description>Spoiled Rotten America: Outrages of Everyday Life</description>
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		<title>Not This Time, Buster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First of all, isn&#8217;t five thousand dollars a lot for sex?  No, really.  That&#8217;s the first thing I thought.
I may not be a porn star with hour-long stamina and foot-long &#8212; well, stamina, but five grand is, come on, a vacation somewhere, or a good used car, or a new kitchen, or the fanciest bar-mitzvah [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/03/14/not-this-time-buster/</link>
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		<title>Okay, Really.  Now You Have To Go</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Man Who Came to Dinner is a play from the thirties and a movie from the forties that is well worth checking out sometime, for its pedigrees as well as its pleasures; but for now the essential bones of the plot are instructive, I think, for our contemporary politics.
It&#8217;s about an annoying man who [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/24/okay-really-now-you-have-to-go/</link>
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		<title>Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night? What Good Night?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve all heard the old saying, &#8220;It&#8217;s better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.&#8221;  It&#8217;s one of those classics whose wisdom we&#8217;ve all accepted for a long time.  You know, that it&#8217;s better to take action, even a small action, than to get mad and do nothing.  That it&#8217;s better [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/18/do-not-go-gentle-into-that-good-night-what-good-night/</link>
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		<title>What, Exactly, Was So Bad About Oligarchies Again? Part One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re a couple of weeks past Super Tuesday-just the name of which is an insult to both the Super Bowl and Superman by the way, and anything genuinely super, like glue. But never mind that now.
Before we leave the political world of what&#8217;s super and what&#8217;s not, let me add it&#8217;s also offensive that there [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/18/what-exactly-was-so-bad-about-oligarchies-again-part-one/</link>
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		<title>The Huffington Post &#038; updates</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Great news Larry Miller fans! Larry has been busy working on several projects including the upcoming film, &#8220;National Lampoon’s Bag Boy,&#8221; which will be released in select cities on February 22nd. He will also be seen in an episode of &#8220;Dirt,&#8221; starring Courtney Cox on the FX Network.
Recently, Larry started writing for &#8220;The Huffington Post&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/14/the-huffington-post-updates/</link>
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		<title>Kristy, Misty, Mohammed, Hef &#8212; and Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;So, Tuesday night, the Playboy Mansion.  Do you want seven o&#8217;clock or eight?&#8221;
Over the years in show business I&#8217;ve found that the best response is often to take the phone away from your head and stare at it for a few seconds.  So that&#8217;s what I did.
The Playboy Mansion?  Why would&#8230; Ah, but it was [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/11/kristy-misty-mohammed-hef-and-me/</link>
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		<title>Sunday and Tuesday &#8212; One Super, One Puzzling</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First of all, is this the first time a Super Tuesday has ever directly followed a Super Sunday?  If so, does that mean the next day is Super Monday?  It certainly wasn&#8217;t for me, but maybe that&#8217;s because I had too much on Super Sunday.  What does that make Wednesday, Super Hump Day?  Speaking of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/02/04/sunday-and-tuesday-one-super-one-puzzling/</link>
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		<title>Tyger, Tyger, Burning Bright</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading about that San Francisco Zoo tiger thing the other day.
It actually was the other day, because I save old newspapers.  Not forever, or a lot of them, and not like those slightly hermitic older folks whose apartments devolve into labyrinthine tunnels between stacks of &#8220;Look&#8221; and &#8220;Boys Life&#8221;; but sometimes I&#8217;ll save [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/01/28/tyger-tyger-burning-bright/</link>
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		<title>Stories from the Line</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I was in India when the strike started.  (That&#8217;s right, India.  Not Indianapolis; India.)
Magnificent place, India, by the way.  It was my first time, I was there for a part in a movie, and I was constantly touched by their ancient civilization, their instinctive feeling for the spirit world, and the purity of their smiles.  [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2008/01/22/stories-from-the-line/</link>
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		<title>Nostrovya</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Drinking makes me laugh.  Not my drinking, others.  My drinking makes me glower.
I know, I know, horrible problems come up from excessive drinking, and many have to fight it their whole lives.  I have spoken at more 12-step groups than anyone you&#8217;ve ever met (or anyone in the program), because people over the years see [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://larrymillerhumor.com/blog/index.php/2007/04/23/nostrovya/</link>
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